A tour can play out so many different ways, but rare as it may be, Earn Money Sleeping is clearly the greatest version of the job ever. That is, until Captain makes you stay up until 230 AM finishing charts, Boyfriend Medic texts you at 4, and then 5 AM because he had to fly people and is awake and you should be too, Dispatcher calls twice to inquire about your crew status at 6 and 630 AM (even though you put it up until SIX P.M.), Early Rising Partner decides 8AM is a super time to organize pots and pans, and Drunken Roommate jumps on you at 10 AM wanting your keys.
I'll take those back-to-back traumas, now.
-Syringe
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